Bazilion Bazooka Babes, Bitch!
I'd love to say my blog had some cohesive plan but it's basically me hiding from the universe and gasping over things I think are cool. Like fandom shit and clothes.
Mostly I fan girl and roleplay and generally fuck about, dreaming of growing up to be...things. (like Amelia Pond. Or Stephanie Brown. Or---). Also school because that shit is important, yo....
YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE STOP READING THIS.
So the angels are expelled from heaven.
Metatron is running the show.
And there’s really nobody who can get up there to stop him.
EXCEPT
If he can hack into Sam & Dean’s heaven, he can certainly hack into Metatron’s white room. He can even make a quick stop to flip Naomi’s power switch back on, and together they can be the swaggiest badasses to ever save the pearly gated community.
(via yellowcrayonwillow)
(via hermuse)
“A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”
(via zombres)
men often mistake killing and revenge for justice;
they seldom have the stomach for justice.A BRIEF LIST OF THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T SAY TO THE SPIRIT CURRENTLY COHABITING YOUR LOVER’S BODY
By Garrett Hawke, who never thought it would come to this
- ‘So, here we are in the Fade. Now you can’t tell all the other spirits that I never take you anywhere nice.’
- ‘Your eyes are such a lovely shade of burning white; I could stare at them all day.’
- ‘If I can have him Friday nights and every other week-end without question, and you get him Wednesday mornings and Thursday afternoons no matter what, can we not have the part where you show up in the middle of sensitive proceedings while Anders’s teeth are near my family jewels again? I only say that because it’s taken months for the hair down there to grow back after your righteous indignation burned it all off.’
- ‘You say injustice, I say po-tah-to… What do you say we call the whole thing off?’
- ‘I can be your manifesto, baby.’
- ‘You know, it’s funny how we complete each other. You tell Anders to collect shit in the sewers; I’m the idiot that does it for him… True love is even more glorious than they say.’
- ‘Thanks for that whole shit collecting thing, by the way. Most fun you can have in Kirkwall at the cost of never feeling clean ever again.‘
- ‘Tell me a little more about yourself, Justice. What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time? …Nothing? Just smiting, then? Right. Just smiting.’
- ‘When you think about it, you’ve been inside of me, too!’
- ‘Justice is hard.’
- ‘Satisfying.’
- ‘Big.’
- ‘Pleasantly-shaped, as well.’
- ‘Come now—don’t tell me Anders hasn’t made that joke before.’
- ‘…’
- ‘How you doing?’
(via soranime)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.
She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness!
(via smartalker)
Oh god, not French.ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
hoN HON HON HON
(via yellowcrayonwillow)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via wordsandzombies)
my father just compared bing to having crabs and i just….
you’re probably right but no stop. why do you do this to me on facebook like all the time.
hannibal meme → three meals/cooking moments [1/3]
↳”you must all be warned: nothing here…is vegetarian”
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